Has Some Baggage With The Security

(I worked as a cashier at a large retail business when I was younger. I had this conversation on almost a daily basis.)

Me: “Would you like a plastic bag for your item?”

Customer: “Oh, you better. I don’t want to set the security doors off when I leave.”

Me: *playing along, not wanting to embarrass them* “Oh, they won’t be set off. I deactivated the product!”

Customer: “You better, just in case it didn’t work.”

Me: *silence*

(The customers just couldn’t understand that a micro thin plastic bag would not negate the security system.)