Has Snow Business Feeling The Cold

(I have a younger cousin who was adopted from Russia as a baby. Living in upstate New York in elementary school, he is told to bring snow gear so that his class can play in the snow. Of course, he has forgotten to tell his mother.)

Teacher: “[Cousin], where are your snow pants?”

Cousin: “I forgot them.”

Teacher: “But you can’t play in the snow without them!”

Cousin: *glares* “I’m from SIBERIA!”