Has Problems That Need To Get Licked

(My younger sister, who is 23, is watching TV with me when she gets a bowl of vanilla ice cream. She sets it on a coaster and starts letting it melt.)

Me: “…is there a reason you’re not eating the ice cream?”

Sister: “I’m letting it melt.”

Me: “Okay. Why?”

Sister: *completely serious* “So I can lick it up like a kitty cat.”