Has No Shuttle Rebuttal

(I work in a hotel. Our shuttle service is pretty simple to understand. It’s first-come, first-served, so if the shuttle isn’t there, it’ll be back in about ten minutes. Most people understand this simple concept, but there are always some special minds that don’t.)

Customer: “Where is the shuttle?”

Me: “Oh, it just left with someone, so it’ll be back in ten minutes.”

Customer: “Oh, no! I have to get to work!”

Me: “Sorry, the only other option is a taxi, but they also take ten minutes to get here.”

(A few minutes pass.)

Customer: *pacing and sighing loudly* “Where is the shuttle?! This is horrible; I have to get to work! I’ll be late!”

Me: “Usually what people do is get up earlier…”

Customer: *death glare*

(She later wrote a complaint that I was rude for telling the truth. They all do.)