Has No One Heard Of Lady Marmalade?

French Tourist: “Aidez-moi, s’il vous plaît.” (Help me, please.)

I help him with directions.

Friend: “Was that French?”

Me: “Yep.”

My friend tries to tell the tourist, “Nice to meet you.”

Friend: “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?” (Would you like to sleep with me?)

The tourist and I just stared at my friend.

It turned out that someone had told my friend that meant, “Nice to meet you,” in French. After realizing that, we all shared a good laugh.