Has No Idea What’s In Store

| Working | January 19, 2017

(I’m the idiot in this story. I’ve just moved town for university. Up until the previous week I worked at a hotel and a store. I have transferred store, but work between both of its locations which have different names. The phone rings so I go to answer it in our normal fashion.)

Me: “Good afternoon, [Hotel]. I mean [Store #1 in Town #1]. Wait, no, [Store #2 in New Town]– Nope, sorry, this is definitely [Store #3 in New Town]. My name is [My Name] and I clearly need a coffee. How can I help you?”

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