Has It Donned On Him To Use A Belt?

My workplace restricts access to the building, so I have to let people in on occasion. One day, I went downstairs to let someone with an appointment in — a dude named Don. I directed him to the stairs and followed him up. I glanced up in time to see him adjusting his pants.

I left him in our lobby and let my coworker know that her appointment had arrived. I also informed her in a deadpan voice that the “crack of Don” was wonderful to see so early in the day.

She cracked up at that.