Has Huge Balls To Ask That

, , , , | Right | November 9, 2018

(A man comes in to pick up his dog at the end of the day. We inform him that he has an overage charge for his dog’s weight. We charge more for bigger dogs. His dog is about thirteen pounds over our no-charge limit. We called him earlier in the day to inform him, but he does not want to pay the fee.)

Customer: “Well, how much did my dog’s balls weigh? Because that should be deducted!”

Me: *flabbergasted* “Probably a couple of ounces, sir.”

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