Has Friendly Twenty-Twenty Vision
(I am on holiday with two of my friends. Two of us are the same age and of similar height and build; the third is three years older than us and a bit taller than we are. We head to the hotel restaurant one morning.)
Older Friend: “Just three for breakfast, please.”
Cashier: *looking at the three of us and clearly taking the older friend to be our mother* “How old are the girls?”
Me: *annoyed because we’re probably older than the cashier* “Twenty!”
Cashier: “…”
(The thing is, I checked their menu options and they didn’t seem to have a children’s menu, so to this day I don’t understand why she even asked. Maybe we looked cute?)