Has Faith But Lost All Pope
Customer: “I’m looking for the Holy Bible.”
Me: “Any particular denomination you’re looking for?”
Customer: “The one written by Jesus.”
Me: “Technically, the bible wasn’t written by Jesus.”
Customer: “No, he wrote one. Everybody knows that.”
(I decide not to argue and take her to see our bibles. She comes back down later, looking upset.)
Customer: “None of those say they were written by Jesus. Where are the ones written by Jesus?”
(I answer in the only way I can think of as helpful.)
Me: “Maybe you should ask the Vatican City?”
Customer: “Is that far?”
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