Has Done The Final Push Up

(My friends and I are hanging out with some acquaintances who don’t know most of us as well as we all know each other.)

Friend #2: “My dad can do 100 push ups! How many push ups can YOUR dad do?”

Friend #3: “Yeah, well, MY dad can do 1000 push ups.”

Acquaintance #1: “How many push ups can YOUR dad do, [Friend#1]?”

Friend #1: *seriously* “My dad is dead.”

Acquaintance #1: *laughs hysterically… then looks around and realizes no one else is laughing* “Wait, what?”

Friend #2: “Yeah, his dad really is dead…”