Has Beef With The Beef

I’m a prep cook in a popular bar and grill restaurant in town. Today, I am working in the prep room chopping up the lettuce for salads when I see a waitress come to the back room, completely dumbstruck

Waitress: “This has got to be the dumbest complaint ever.”

Me: “Oh, God, dare I ask?”

Waitress: “This woman just ordered a bacon cheddar burger and complained that it tasted too much like beef!”

The woman changes her order to chicken fingers. As the manager is bringing them out, she turns to the rest of us.

Manager: “So help me, if she says these taste too much like chicken, I’m gonna scream.”