Has Beef With Bacon

(A few days before this story takes place, I had mentioned to a teacher that I don’t like any pork products. Later, in class…)

Teacher: “Oh, [My Name], you told me you don’t like any meat from pigs. Where do you think hamburger comes from?”

(My classmates and I sat dumbfounded that she actually said that. A classmate recovers before the rest of us.)

Classmate: “Uh, COWS?”

Teacher: *taken aback* “Oh, well… I didn’t know.”

Rest Of The Class: “…”