Unfiltered Story #32698

(At my school we have a history teacher who you will either love or hate. We both shared interests in the same bands and movies so I ended up being his favorite student. He tends to get mad when students interrupt but he allows me to crack jokes during free times and silent moments. One day we were in class and the topic had gone from history to barbecue.)

Random Student: Hey Coach I hope you don’t mind us cooking anything behind this building. (He has a portable class)

(Seeing the perfect opportunity to make a joke I immediately take action)

Me: (I slam my hand on the table) DAMNIT (Random Student) he wasn’t supposed to know about the meth lab!

(Cue hysterical laughter)