Has A Problem Espresso-ing Himself, Part 4

(A drink order is passed down the line to me. After reading it several times, I have to clarify it with the customer.)

Me: “Sir? This says you want a large mocha with whip, but no espresso. Um, did you maybe want decaf instead? Or… uh…” *puzzled silence*

Customer: “I get it all the time at [chain coffee shop]! God, is it really SO HARD to get my drink right?”

Me: “Well… I’m just confused… because you apparently paid $1.00 extra for a… a hot chocolate.”

Customer: “Jeez, call it whatever you want, just make the thing! Mochadopacoppio, whatever! You just go right ahead and fix me one of your fancy HAAAWT CHAAAWC-LATES!”