Has A Problem Espresso-ing Herself
Customer: “I need something without coffee in it.”
Me: “Okay, what would you like?”
Customer: “Can I have a large mocha?”
Me: “That has coffee in it, ma’am.”
Customer: “No, it doesn’t. It says espresso on the board.”
Me: “Espresso is coffee.”
Customer: “All this time I’ve been drinking coffee!? No wonder I haven’t been able to sleep!”
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