Has A Head For Getting What She Wants

(I am at the back of a clothes shop browsing the women’s nightwear and lingerie section when a mother and her young daughter (about three) come along. Note that in the UK, ‘pants’ means underwear, not trousers.)

Tiny Girl: *picks up some patterned underwear* “Look mummy! Nice pants!”

Mother: “They are nice, aren’t they?”

(After a few minutes the mother goes to leave and notices she still has the

underwear.)

Mother: “We’re going now; put the pants down, please.”

Tiny Girl: *looks at mother*

Tiny Girl: *looks at pants*

Tiny Girl: *looks at mother*

Tiny Girl: *puts pants on head*

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