Has A Hand In Your Nerdism

(On one of our first dates, my boyfriend read my palms and sort of showed me how to do it. It is a month and a half later.)

Me: “Remember that time you showed me how to read palms?”

Boyfriend: “Yeah, why?”

Me: “Give me your hand; I want to try.”

Boyfriend: “Okay, let’s see how you do.” *he puts his palm in my hand*

Me: “See this line here? It means you’re a nerd.”