Has A Drinking Problem

| Related | December 20, 2015

(My partner works at a substance abuse center as a receptionist and billing clerk.  I get home after work one night and make myself a whiskey and coke. I take a sip. Then I call my partner.)

Partner: “Hello?”

Me: “Hi.”

Partner: “Oh, hi, what’s up?”

Me: “I think I need an intervention.”

Partner: “Why? What’s up?”

Me: “I just made myself a drink and forgot to add the whiskey.”

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