Has A Comeback For Pizza Not Coming Back
(I’m talking to my two-year-old after giving him a bath. He’s recently decided he hates bathing, so he’s grumpy while I’m getting him dressed.)
Son: “I want pizza!”
Me: “We don’t have any pizza; I’m sorry.”
Son: “Pizza in the fridge.”
Me: “You mean the pizza we had the other day?”
Son: “Yeah!”
Me: “Sorry, Daddy ate that for lunch yesterday. It’s all gone.”
Son: *angrily* “No! I wanna take it out of his mouth!”