Has A Comeback For Pizza Not Coming Back

(I’m talking to my two-year-old after giving him a bath. He’s recently decided he hates bathing, so he’s grumpy while I’m getting him dressed.)

Son: “I want pizza!”

Me: “We don’t have any pizza; I’m sorry.”

Son: “Pizza in the fridge.”

Me: “You mean the pizza we had the other day?”

Son: “Yeah!”

Me: “Sorry, Daddy ate that for lunch yesterday. It’s all gone.”

Son: *angrily* “No! I wanna take it out of his mouth!”