Harry Potter And The Mobsters Of Azkaban

| Working | January 26, 2016

(Our locally owned restaurant is known for hiring pretty girls, but not always the smartest.)

Employee: “I watched that movie Scarface last night. Have you seen that movie, Scarface?”

(A few of the other servers mutter answers, her eyes go wide…)

Employee: “Wasn’t he like, a REAL guy? Like, didn’t he really go to that prison… Azkaban?!”

Me: “Oh, honey, that’s from Harry Potter… Are you thinking of Alcatraz?”

Employee: “No! It’s real! They made a movie about it… It’s called Shutter Island or something like that…”

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