Harry Potter And The Butter Knife Of Gryffindor

, , , , | Related | January 16, 2013

(I am a HUGE Potterhead. My mom is highly religious and thinks that anything to do with “witchery” is evil.)

Mom: “Honey, is this your necklace?” *holds out locket*

Me: *gasps* “Slytherin’s locket!”

(I grab a butter knife, or “Gryffindor’s sword,” and stab the necklace repeatedly.)

Mom: “Uhm…”

Me: “Two more Horcruxes to go. Woo! LETS GO KILL VOLDEMORT!”

(My mom just stared in silent horror.)

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