Hard To Stomach, Tough, And Last Resort

Me: “Hi, what can I get for you?”

Customer: “I’d like a mountain pig.”

Me: “I…uh…what? Sorry?”

Customer: “It was called a mountain pig.”

Me: “Uh, we…um, we don’t have anything called a mountain pig. Can you explain that to me?”

Customer: “I don’t know what it is! She said she wanted it.” *turns to friend* “What was it she wanted?”

Friend: “It was, oh, a uh, mountain pig. Yeah that was it.”

Me: “I’m sorry, I’m not sure what she meant by that.”

Friend: “It’s a mild coffee. Don’t you have that?!”

Me: “Oh, a Pike Place?”

Customer: “Yeah, that was it! A small one of those, please.”

Me: “Alright, and anything for you, miss?”

Friend: “Yeah, I’ll have two tall mountain pigs!”