Hard To Love Religion When It’s Full Of Hate
(I’m Jewish and wear a Star of David pendant on a necklace everyday of my life. I have just finished ringing up a customer’s groceries.)
Customer: “What is that around your neck?”
Me: “It’s a Shield of David.”
Customer: “You should be ashamed of yourself, wearing that like it’s a real religion.”
Me: “I assure you, ma’am, we are a real religion and still strong numbers wise.”
Customer: “God wiped out all the heathens and gays so stop your lying. You must be mixed. Only mixed hate God.”
Me: “Thank you for shopping with us. Also, Jesus was a Middle Eastern Jew. Please don’t come again.”
(Thankfully, I’m a manager and my supervisor thought it was hilarious.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?