Must Have Missed That Particular Episode?

(I have two partners, which my cousin knows, but I don’t think I’ve called myself polyamorous in front of her. She doesn’t really “get” it, so I don’t push it. I am about to visit her.)

Cousin: *on Facebook* “I love poly drama!”

(I don’t know any other definitions of that term but I’m nervous to ask. I go to her house, where she is watching ‘The West Wing.’)

Cousin: “I hope that this show isn’t boring for you. I just love poly dramas!”

Me: “Oh, political drama! Oh, yeah, I like them too.”