Ruining The Heat Of The Moment
(My boyfriend and I are lying in bed.)
Me: “Hey, come here. I’m cold, and I need my human radiator.”
(He comes and cuddles up to me.)
Boyfriend: “Aw! That’s so cute!”
Me: “Shush. Radiators don’t talk.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?