Hadouken Holidays!
Me: “So, I got you your Christmas present today.”
Boyfriend: “Whatever it is, you have to take it back. Today I was on the Internet and I saw this thing that lets you shoot fireballs out of your hand!”
Me: “…”
Boyfriend: “It’s a real thing.”
Me: “Wouldn’t you rather have, you know… a t-shirt?”
Boyfriend: “Shooting. Fireballs. Out of my hand.”
Me: “How much is it, anyway?”
Boyfriend: “It’s only, like, $175.”
Me: “Wow… that actually sounds like a good deal…”
Boyfriend: “I know, right?”
Me: “But, no.”
(I’m still not sure if he legitimately expected me to get it for him, but I did find it online the next day!)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.