Happens Every Holiday
(I am working on a till on a bank holiday Monday. I have finished scanning items, the client is paying, and we are engaging in small talk:)
Me: “The weather is good for a bank holiday, isn’t it?”
Customer: “Yes, isn’t it lovely that everybody gets to enjoy a day off?”
Me: “…”
(I am clearly not here for fun!)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?