Haphazardly Placed Vowels Does Not A Language Make
Restaurant | |
Right | August 12, 2008
(I’m a customer and see an employee is waiting on another customer. The employee speaks perfect English and actually looks Hawaiian.)
Customer: “EL POLO ICE-CREAMO!”
Employee: Umm… yeah?”
Customer: “I want some choco-lato ice-creamo. GRASSIOS!”
Employee: “I speak English fine. What size do you want?”
Customer: “Oh, you are doing so good. Good job, boy. Umm… I want a GRAND-AY!”
