Hang Up Or Bust
(It’s very late at night and my girlfriend and I have been on the phone for nearly two hours.)
Girlfriend: “I think I’ll go to sleep now.”
Me: “No! Stay up! Talk!”
Girlfriend: “But I’m falling asleep already! If we keep talking I’ll slowly nod off and drop my phone, and it’ll land on my boobie and it’ll stay there till morning.”
Me: “…yeah. I think you should go to sleep.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.