Hang Up Or Bust

| UK | Romantic | September 8, 2012

(It’s very late at night and my girlfriend and I have been on the phone for nearly two hours.)

Girlfriend: “I think I’ll go to sleep now.”

Me: “No! Stay up! Talk!”

Girlfriend: “But I’m falling asleep already! If we keep talking I’ll slowly nod off and drop my phone, and it’ll land on my boobie and it’ll stay there till morning.”

Me: “…yeah. I think you should go to sleep.”

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