Handy Advice

(My family and I are at a theme park and are waiting for a ride. The queue is long and it’s a very hot day and, as she is tired, my mum goes to rest her hand on a post, not realising that someone’s hand is already there.)

Mum: “Oh, sorry! I wasn’t trying to hold your hand!”

Woman: *laughing* “You would have to buy me a drink first!”