Handled That Cleanly
Clothing Store, Creative Solutions, Perfect Comebacks, Rude & Risque, USA | Right
| February 9, 2026
A woman came through my line. After ringing up her multiple hundreds of dollars’ worth of clothes, she then began to hit on me and insinuate a few things:
Customer: “Any way I could “work” for the clothes instead of paying for them, if you get what I mean.” *Wink wink.*
I look around the place and lean in with a whisper.
Me: “Well… we could go to the store bathroom…”
Customer: “Oooh, yeah!”
Me: “…and you wait there while I come back with mop, bucket, and gloves. By this time of day, that place is disgusting, and it really needs to be cleaned.”
She didn’t even say a word. She just dropped everything and walked out.
