Hand Me Downs Don’t Have To Stink

(A friend has lost some weight and has offered me a piece of clothing. He has a reputation for being a farter. He’s sent me text.)

Friend: “It’s almost brand new, I inky wore it four times.”

Me: “Inky? Did you mean to type stinky? Meaning you only farted in it four times?”

Friend: ” No, I meant to write only wore it four times; believe me I stinkied in it a lot more than four times.”

(At that moment I was glad it was a shirt he was giving me.)