Hand In Your Work Or Face The Music

(I’m in my 7th grade social studies class for the first time.)

Teacher: “I will go to any length to make absolutely sure you hand in all of your work. If I have to, I’ll go to [Principal]’s office and go on the intercom…”

(The teacher covers his mouth to sound like he’s speaking over the intercom.)

Teacher: “Mister [Student Name], please hand in your assignment by 3 pm today!”

(The teacher then looks like an idea has just struck him.)

Teacher: “Or worse! I’ll sing! IT’S NOW OR NEVERRRRRRR, GET MY WORK TURNED IIIIIIIIIN…“