Hamming It Up
Customer: “I’m not sure what to get. Do you have any suggestions?”
Me: “Certainly, ma’am! The oven-roasted turkey is very popular, and the black pepper chicken is quite good.”
Customer: “What about this ham? Have you tried it?”
Me: “I haven’t, no, but would you like a sample?”
Customer: “Why haven’t you tried it? Is it gross?”
Me: “No, ma’am, I haven’t tried it because it’s not kosher.”
Customer: “You work here. You should have tried everything!”
Me: “Sorry, ma’am. Would you like a sample?”
Customer: “No! I want you to try it first!”
Me: “I’m not going to eat the ham.”
Customer: “Well, that’s not very Christian of you, is it?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?