Hamming It Up

, , , , | Right | March 17, 2010

Customer: “I’m not sure what to get. Do you have any suggestions?”

Me: “Certainly, ma’am! The oven-roasted turkey is very popular, and the black pepper chicken is quite good.”

Customer: “What about this ham? Have you tried it?”

Me: “I haven’t, no, but would you like a sample?”

Customer: “Why haven’t you tried it? Is it gross?”

Me: “No, ma’am, I haven’t tried it because it’s not kosher.”

Customer: “You work here. You should have tried everything!”

Me: “Sorry, ma’am. Would you like a sample?”

Customer: “No! I want you to try it first!”

Me: “I’m not going to eat the ham.”

Customer: “Well, that’s not very Christian of you, is it?”

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