Ham-Fisted Teaching Style

(My Spanish teacher is very distractible, and goes off on random tangents every ten minutes.)

Teacher: “I had a really good dinner last night; I had green beans with Spanish ham, and—”

Student #1: “Wait, what’s the difference between Spanish ham and regular ham?”

(As he’s about to answer, a late student knocks on the door.)

Teacher: *opening the door* “Oh good, you came just in time. We were talking about ham.”

(About five minutes later, we are discussing a drawing he did on the board to show a concept.)

Student #2: “It kinda looks like a sandal.”

Student #3: “Or a hot dog bun!”

(Another knock on the door, this time from a senior going around for recycling.)

Teacher: *opening the door* “Every time we start talking about food, someone shows up!”

Senior: “[Teacher], you’re not making sense again.”