Ham-Fisted Attempts
(I’m in the office fixing a sandwich for lunch in the break room. A coworker walks in on me.)
Coworker: “You know, spreading mustard on every inch of the bread like that could a sign of obsessive behavior.”
Me: “Yes, I know.”
Coworker: “Just wanted to make sure you were aware. I do it, too. Also, do you know you missed a spot?”
Me: *pause* “I will take this entire container of ham, and shove it down your throat.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?