Halloween Is For Sickos
(We are watching the first ‘Halloween’ movie. Mom is complaining about the movie the entire time. I change the channel to a show she would enjoy more.)
Mom: “No, you can put it back to Michael Moore.”
Me: “Don’t you mean Michael Myers?”
Mom: “Myers, Moore: both evil.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?