Half-Time Half-Wit
I am ushering for the school play of “Into The Woods.” The end of the first act is notorious for being taken as the ending of the whole show. A father and his young son come up to me.
Father: “Is it half-time now?”
Half-time is for sports; at plays, musicals, and operas, this is called intermission.
Me: “Uh… yes, it’s intermission, sir.”
Father: “Okay.” *Turns to son* “It’s half-time!”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
What’s the kindest act you’ve ever experienced?