Half The Size, Twice The Humor

(I work at a grocery store in the Southeast US. One of my coworkers is a little person, and she has a very irreverent sense of humor which often extends to herself. One day I see her cleaning around the clearance table.)

Coworker: *takes sale sticker and puts it on her shirt*

Me: *jokingly* “Are you for sale, [Coworker]?”

Coworker: *without missing a beat* “I’m half-off.”