Sister Knows Best, No Ifs Or Butts
(My sister and I are in my room, and I randomly hug her. She hugs back.)
Me: “Stand up straight. It’s not good for your back.”
Sister: “What are you, my proctologist?”
(Pause.)
Sister: “I… I meant chiropractor.”
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