Half A Brain
Employee: “Thank you for calling [Restaurant]. Carry out or delivery?”
Me: “Delivery.”
Employee: “Okay, go ahead with your order.”
Me: “I would like a large pineapple pizza, half without cheese.”
Employee: “Which half would you like the cheese on?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Employee: “Which half of the pizza would you like the cheese on?”
Me: *after pausing for a moment* “The… left half.”
Employee: “Okay, your total will be $12.72 and your pizza should be there in 35 minutes!”
Question of the Week
Tell us about the rudest customer you’ve ever met.