Hairy Scary Artsy Fartsy

(My boyfriend and I are having a quiet night in. My boyfriend is very tired, slightly drunk, and incredibly loopy. He is holding my hair up to the light.)

Boyfriend: “Look at the light through your hair. It’s so pretty. It’s like a piece of modern art.”

Me: “Yes, dear.”

Boyfriend: “I should cut off your hair and put it in a museum.”

Me: “No, dear. You’re not allowed to cut off my hair.”

Boyfriend: “Not the whole thing! Just this part of it! I will call it ’Really Angry Squid in a Windstorm’.”