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Me: “Thank you for calling [hair salon]. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Do you do haircuts?”

Me: “Yes, sir. We are a hair salon. We do haircuts.”

Customer: “How much does it cost?”

Me: “It depends on the style you want it cut into. It’s usually about [price] or so.”

Customer: “Do I get a discount if I let you keep my hair when it’s done?”