Hair-Raising Heir Raising

(I’m a 14-year-old girl and my dad is always accusing me of clogging up the bathtub drain. Today, he uses a tool to pull up a MASSIVE mound of hair that was stuck in there, and he calls me up to ‘rub my nose’ in it.)

Dad: *screaming* “Look at what you did! This is your hair!”

Me: “It wasn’t me!”

Dad: “Of course it is; no one else has long, brown hair.” *shaking it at me*

Me: “First of all, that hair is BLACK, not brown, and second of all, smell that?”

(There’s a strong smell of chemicals from the pile of hair.)

Me: “That’s the smell of hair dye. Mom just went to the salon today.”

(He put two and two together, and realized it was his wife’s hair, and dismissed me without an apology. I guess he’d rather scream at his daughter then confront his wife about her nasty hair!)