Hair Apparent
(Two guys around 15 years old show up.)
Customer #1: “Hey, can I get one ticket to [Movie]?”
Me: “Sure. I’ll just need to see a piece of ID, please.”
Customer #1: “Oh, dang. I don’t have any ID.”
Me: “Sorry, I’m afraid I can’t sell you a ticket. It is an adult-only movie.”
Customer #1: “Can’t you just let us in anyway?”
Me: “Sorry, not without ID.”
Customer #1: “Well, hey, will this work?” *pulls out student ID card to a local high school*
Me: “It doesn’t have your birthdate on it, so, no, it won’t.
Customer #2: “Well, can we pay you to let us in?”
Customer #1: “Yeah, we’ve got money.”
Me: *laughs* “Sorry, no.”
(Ten minutes later, they return with [Customer #1] holding his finger above his upper lip.)
Customer #1: “Hey, I’ve got a mustache. Now can I have one to [Movie]?”
Me: “No.”
Customer #2: “See, I told you that wouldn’t work!”
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