Hair Apparent, Part 2

(I am really thirsty on my way home from work one day, so I decide to go to the drive-thru of a well-known fast food restaurant.)

Employee: “Hi, what can I get for you today?”

Me: “Hi, I would like a large Sprite. That is all.”

Employee: “Okay, your total is $2.50 at the second window.”

(I drive up to the window and I notice that the employee is a cute girl with black hair.)

Employee: “Hi, that will be $2.50, please. What sauces do you want with your drink?”

(I look at her in disbelief. After a couple of seconds, she realizes what she said.)

Employee: “F***! I thought dying my hair black would get rid of those stupid blonde moments!”