Had To Give It Back To Disney

(I work in a grocery store. We have a regular, a nice older gentleman, who I’m pretty sure isn’t all there.)

Me: “Hi! Do you have your shopper’s card with you today?”

Regular: “No, I left it at home with my lightsaber.”

(Almost always, I smile and laugh a bit. One day, I decide to change things up a bit.)

Me: “Hi! Do you have your lightsaber with you today?”

Regular: “No, George Lucas took it away from me.”

(He is definitely one of my favorite customers.)