The Long(est) Kiss Goodnight
Chats & DMs | Romantic
| December 11, 2013
(My girlfriend has just texted me a long list of things she wants me to pick up.)
Girlfriend: “Please get me those things and I will give you a million kisses.”
Me: “If you give me a million kisses, just pecks, you know that would take you like 11.5 days. Right?
Girlfriend: “So?”
Me: “Just saying. That’s a lot of time. Are you prepared for 11.5 days of kissing? I need an answer.”
Girlfriend: “Yes.”
Me: “Yay! I think I got a ‘Not Always Romantic!'”
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